[comes in The Premiere and finds Drake and Josh with Sammy] Very, very, interesting.
Mrs. Hayfer, what are you doing out in public?
Apparently, watching you, fail miserably. Josh, would you take Sammy to the nurse for a moment?
There's no nurse here-
TO THE NURSE!
Come on, Sammy! [he and Sammy run off]
Mrs. Hayfer, I can explain.
Drake, we had a deal. You stay out of remedial English as long as your Sammy's big sibling but if Sammy prefers Josh, well I think we know what will happen to you.
[Drake has another dream sequence in Remedial English with lack of discipline that includes poorly behaved students and a vicious dog named Cuddles that's controlled by a bully]
[with his hands and feet tied-up] WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE POLICE!
[2 Gothic love starved Bartleby sisters try to kiss Drake as Drake's second dream ends]
Okay, okay, just give me 1 day and I promise Sammy will love me.
Make sure it happens. [walks away but stops for a little bit to talk to Drake] Oh, and Drake. Guess what?
What?
[satisfied] I hate you.
[worried] I know.
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