See you tomorrow, class.
Okay, how many days of detention are you going to give me?
None!
None!
She said none.
I heard the none.
I'm putting you in Remedial English. [Drake and Josh gasp] What's the matter, Drake? Did you not enjoy your last experience in Remedial English class?
[Drake has a dream sequence in Remedial English with lack of discipline that includes poorly behaved students]
[with his hands and feet tied-up] Would someone like to come to the board and diagram that sentence? And perhaps untie me.
[yelling] STOP TALKING!
Oh, I don't think you're allowed to have dogs in school.
[yelling] YOU LEAVE CUDDLES ALONE!
[the goth girls sit next to Drake]
I heard you kiss good.
Oh no, not really!
You're our new boyfriend.
I get to kiss him first!
No, I do!
No, you don't!
[the goth girls struggle to kiss Drake]
[whining] SAVE ME CUDDLES! [Drake's dream ends as the scene cuts to him in the classroom] Okay, you cannot put me back in Remedial English!
Well, there is one other option.
What other option?
I could give you a little sibling.
A baby pig?
A sibling is a brother or sister.
Yes, my husband Gerald is a sponsor for the little sibling foundation.
I'm almost sure little siblings are baby pigs.
[yelling] WELL, THEY'RE NOT!
Little siblings is an organization that matches up underprivileged kids with an older brother or sister.
So you're gonna punish me by making me babysit some kid?
I'm hoping that it will teach you to be responsible. It's your choice Drake, you can get a little sibling or you can go back to Remedial English class. Which will it be?
I'll take the baby pig.
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