[Flashback #2: in Drake's fake recollection]
[complaining] Hey! What the heck is taking so long?
Oh, don't worry. The line's moving pretty fast.
[complaining] Who asked you?
Next in line.
He said next in line. Get your butt out of your ears!
Oh sorry.
Just hurry it up.
[walks up to Drake and Josh] Pardon me sir. I have only 3 weeks to live. May I please cut in front of you? Every minute counts.
[complaining] Ah! For the love of crud!
Sure, go right ahead.
[Lenny gives a little British girl a foam finger much to Young Drake's delight]
You're very kind. [leaves]
Uh, 1 foam finger please.
O-kay, it looks like that you got the last one.
[complaining] The last one?!
Sorry.
You're dead, punk! [begins fighting with Young Drake causing a fight for the last foam finger]
Cops! Cops!
[They continue fighting until the cops show up to stop the fight as Drake's recollection ends]
So it was Josh who started the fight.
That is so not how it happened.
Oh, that poor little girl.
There's no poor little girl! Why would a dying British orphan be at a Padres game?!
Orphans love baseball!
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