[Josh has a dream as he imagines what will happen to Helen if she got killed. All theater workers wear black vests.]
Today, we come to lay to rest Helen Ophelia Dubois, or you might know her as Georgia, the spunky kid sister in the hit show "Happy Times".
[Everyone murmurs about Helen's show, Happy Times]
[mimicking Georgia] That is not my job!
But sadly, these are not happy times, because Helen was abandoned in her time of need. Abandoned by that man! Josh Nichols! How could you, Josh?!
[Everyone leaves while saying "It's all your fault" to Josh]
This is all your fault.
[as Josh's dream ends, his phone rings]
[answers the phone revealing it's Megan] Hello?
Josh, did you lose something?
What do you mean?
I found your boss at the park talking to a bush. So I brought her home.
Helen's at our house?
Yeah. Listen.
[at Drake and Josh's house] One cup that holds soda and popcorn and candy! [laughs] That's revolutionary!
Hear that?
Just don't let her go anywhere. Alright, I'm coming to get her! [hangs up and leaves]
[picks up his pillow] Gonna take a nap on the roof. [leaves]
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