[Walter chokes from cumin from his waffle that Drake made]
A-Are you okay?
What's the matter?
[choking and suffering] Cu-cu-cumin!
Cumin!? Cumin!? [angrily takes Drake out of the kitchen while Walter chokes] YOU PUT CUMIN IN HIS WAFFLE?!
You told me to put cumin in his waffle!
I said cinnamon. CINNAMON!
What's the difference?
Everything! Alright? Cinnamon is sweet and delicious, cumin is a Mexican spice. You were flavoring a waffle, not a CHIMICHANGA!
Oh, so I made a little mistake.
A HUGE mistake. Alright, Dad's allergic to cumin and he's probably in there dying right now. [pause] DAD! [they run back into the kitchen] Dad! Dad, what do I do!?
[choking and suffering] Inhaler!
He said inhaler!
[mumbles] Help me find it! [he and Drake find the inhaler in the drawer] Here! Here! Dad! [puts the inhaler in Walter's mouth] Drake, what do I do? [Drake hits Walter's chest] Are you okay? Is that better?
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
[Audrey angrily comes in and has a fight with Walter about finding loose hair in their shower]
[angrily] Walter, I am not happy!
Why, because your demon waffles didn't kill me?!
What?
Your hair looks pretty.
You know, I'm allergic to Cumin.
So? What does that have to do with anything?
Do you think my thumbs are the same size?
One looks thicker.
If you want to know why I'm not happy, it's because when I got in the shower this morning, I found one of these again. [shows Walter the hairball]
So I left a little hair in the drain.
How 'bout those red sox? They're good, right?
When I take my morning shower, I do not enjoy stepping on a hamster!
Hey, anyone want a tangelo?
Mmm. / Tangerine, / Hello.
[British accent] 'Ello.
You know what? I'm going to work.
Fine. Why don't you take this with you? I think it might be "take your hairball to work" day!
[angrily] See ya!
[angrily] Later!
[after Audrey and Walter angrily leave, Drake picks up Walter's waffle he dropped on the floor and takes a bite]
I like it.
[Josh grab's Walter's waffle off of Drake's hand and throws it to the plant]
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