Ok, Drake. I just want you to calmly explain to me [yelling] WHY YOU ARE MARRIED TO THAT EUDONAIN GIRL!
Well, you see Josh arranged this-this whole friendship ceremony, but-but it turned to be a marriage ceremony.
Josh! You did this?
What!? Drake's the one that said: [whining] "EE-NAY KURESAI M'JOONGA OON-TA-YAH" WHEN THE SUN WAS IN THE HOUSE OF KARFLOG!!
[confused] What?
Alright. We'll just call the Eudonain embassy and we'll have them annll the marriage.
I tried. You can't get the marriage annlled unless both the husband and wife agree. Don't worry, alright. I'm working on a plan.
Oprah is never calling you back!
No. [opens the fridge and gets a container out of there and places it on the table] Mom, dad, just go out there and keep Yooka's parents busy for a while. [Audrey and Walter stare at him] Just trust me.
Alright, come on. [he and Audrey walk away]
You really think you can fix this?
[opens the window] I think so. But just in case, [grabs a knife holder] best we don't have these in the house. [throws it out the window]
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