[Josh turns off the radio and honks at everyone]
Hey, what's going on?
Turn the music back up!
Everyone, quiet, please!
Okay, we have an emergency!
Ah, yes, it seems we have a serious gas leak here in the Drake and Josh Inn!
Oh, uh, sorry, I think that was me.
No! Alright, there is a serious leak of hydro... mono... monoxipuff gas!
Uh, yeah, it makes your eyes bleed!
So if everyone will please leave the building immediately-
I don't believe 'em!
Yeah! Come on, let's party!
[everyone starts dancing again]
[to Megan, through a walkie talkie] Now!
[in Drake and Josh's room] Copy! [turns on a gas machine linked to the vent in Drake and Josh's room as green gas begins emanating from the vent in the living room to kick out all of the spring breakers before Audrey and Walter come home]
Oh, no! Look! [points to the vent]
It's the monoxipuff gas!
[everyone starts screaming and leaves the house when Megan pranks them]
Now, lock it! Now, hug me, brother! [he and Drake hug each other after everyone leaves the house]
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