[Megan comes home all soaked, since Drake and Josh were too distracted to pick her up]
Hello? [the boys don’t response, so she walks up to them] HELLO?
Oh, yeah. This is for you. [gives her an umbrella]
Hi. [notices Megan soaked, becomes frustrated] Drake! Josh!
Huh?
[Audrey snatches Drake's bag of chips]
Hey!
[Audrey takes the remote and shuts off Josh's game]
[gasps] What up with THAT?
One thing! I asked you guys to do one thing for me! Look at Megan! [the boys look at Megan]
She's wet. [Audrey groans in annoyance]
Everyone can see I'm wet, you boob.
You were too busy to go get your sister, but you weren't too busy to play video games all day!
Josh...!
...Or to sit around, swallowing 20 pounds of junk food!
Drake...!
I keep telling you they're bad people!
Well, you have anything to say for yourselves?
Well, mmm... you see, I view this whole incident as a learning experience.
Ugh! Upstairs! Both of you, you're grounded tonight.
But it's Saturday night!
I'm supposed to meet Brian Horowitz at the magic palace!
Go apologize to your sister, and then, both of you, upstairs!
[sigh; walk to Megan] Sorry. [Megan shakes her wet head all over them]
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