Josh, hey what's going on with Drake?
Yeah, he's been acting pretty weird.
Is he okay?
Um... yeah. He's fine. He's just a little...
[comes from the hall] No, he's not okay. I'm kind of banged up.
[scoldingly to Walter] You hurt him wrestling!
I did?
It-it wasn't the wrestling. It was a car accident.
[concerned] Car accident?
[to Megan, eagerly] He's gonna get it now.
Actually, it was a... a dune buggy accident.
Are you okay?
Well, the doctor sai...
[interrupting] Wait-wait-wait! What doctor?
I kinda went to the emergency room and got X-rayed and stuff.
[more eager than before] Here it comes.
[pitifully] My poor baby!
[deadpan] Huh?
Just look at you. You can barely stand. [she grabs a chair, Walter helps Drake sit down]
[wincing] Ah! Ah! Ah! Easy! Easy! Ah! Easy! Everything hurts. You guys, I'm-I'm really sorry I disobeyed you. I shouldn't have.
[to Megan] NOW he's gonna get it.
[rounding on Josh] Josh. Did you know about this?
Well-yeah-yeah I knew...
You still made your father wrestle him?
When you knew Drake was hurt?
Wait secon-
Guys, guys. Go easy on him. He's a good kid. And about the TV getting broken, that was really kinda my fault. And I talked Josh into lying about it.
We'll discuss this later.
What else did the doctor say?
That I should stay in bed and rest for a couple of weeks.
Well, that's gonna be easy, 'cause you're GROUNDED.
[satisfied] FINALLY! [sings] Oh yeah! You're grounded. You're grounded. What are you doin' tomorrow? You're grounded.
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