Wheezie quotes from Dragon Tales

Wheezie

Was that better?

Zak

No! We didn't go anywhere.

Ord

That's weird. You wouldn't think they'd only send her backpack. [holds up Emmy's backpack]

Zak

Huh? How come Emmy's backpack is here?

Wheezie

And Emmy isn't?

Cassie

Where'd you find that, Ord?

Ord

Right beside these flowers.

Cassie

Careful, Ord, those are shrinking violets. When they bloom, they shrink anything they touch!

Ord

[pulling his finger away] Oh!

Wheezie

Hey, what's this? [picks up the shrunken kickball] I found a marble that looks like a dragon ball.

Cassie

Say, that looks just like Emmy's kickball. It must've shrunk. [gasps] What if Max and Emmy touched the Shrinking Violets?

Zak

Well, then they'd shrink down to teeny, tiny... Oh, No! They shrunk!

Wheezie

I want to ride the roller coaster dragon so bad I can taste it!

Ord

Really? What does it taste like?

Cassie

Ha ha ha! It's just an expression, Ord!

Ord

Oh. What's an expression taste like?

Wheezie

Hurry up! We have to get our snacks and get back in line before the roller coaster comes back!

Do I look an octopus, kid? I only have six arms!

Wheezie

LOOOOOOOVE IT! What's that?

Emmy

It's my dad's video camera. I'm taping you right now!

Wheezie

Ooh! I just love being in videos, they're so... [makes faces at the camera and laughs]

Zak

[scolding hers] Wheezie! We you're making us look silly! [approaching the camera] HI, MOM! HI DAD! IT'S ME, ZAK! ["Mom" is mistakenly heard as "Bob"]

Ord

Hey! Did you two see Cheddar?

Zak

[pushing it] Who cares about cheese, Ord? You're interrumpting my scene! [he and Wheezie make funny faces at the camera]

Ord

I'm not talking about cheese... I'm looking from my dragon mouse, Cheddar. He ran into that knucker hole.

Wheezie

So that's who scared Zak.

Zak

He zipped right under out feet! Nearly tripped me.

Ord

Cheddar!

Quetzal

No... It's tuna fish.

Wheezie

[laugh] No, no, no, Cheddar's the name of the mouse!

Zak

He's Ord pet, but he run away.

Emmy

Don't give up, Captain Scallywag.

Cassie

Yeah! Maybe we can help you think of another way to catch the Cloud Whale.

Wheezie

Oh!... oh!... oh!... I bet he'd come if he heard a nice whale song...

Zak

We don't know any whale songs. Do we?

Wheezie

Sure we do! ♪ Oh, where, oh, where has my big cloud whale gone?... ♪

Zak

[scolding hers] That's a dog song!

Wheezie

Not anymore... ♪ Oh, where, oh, where can he be? With his ears cut short... ♪

Zak

[scolding hers] Whales don't have any ears!

Wheezie

♪ And his tail cut long, oh, please, come back to Wheezie. ♪ [she laughs while Zak gets angry]

Nice song! Too bad it didn't work...

Emmy

MAX, YOU JUST GREW AGAIN!

Ord

YOU'RE AS BIG AS MUNGUS THE GIANT, AND THAT'S REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BIG!

Better put these away, Wheezie, I don’t want to accidentally...

...break them.

Wheezie

[very annoyed] HEY! BIG GUY!

Zak

[also annoyed] NICE GOING, MAX...!

Wheezie

STOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIT...! I just hate when you guys, especially over this... what do you call it.

Zak

Yeah! Plus all this noise is giving me a headache!

Emmy

I think I how to settle this.

Okay...

Ord

How, Emmy?

Emmy

We'll play "eeny, meeny, miny, moe".

Ord

What's that? It sounds scary!

Emmy

[laugh] Don't worry, Ord, it won't be scary, I'll see a rhyme and with each word i'll point to one of you and then the other. Whoever I'm pointing to when the rhyme ends, gets to take the piece home first.

Well, okay...

Ord

I guess so...

Emmy

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a dragon by the toe, if he hollers let him go, eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Emmy

[angry] MAX!

Ord

HOORAY, I'M WIN!

Fine...

Ord

I'm going to show my mummy right away.

That’s for me to know and for you to figure out. [laughs] By solving this puzzle. So far today, I’ve seen six different faces, including yours. So have I seen Cyrus or not?

Wheezie

Can you say it again?

Sure. So far today, I’ve seen six different faces, including yours. [laugh]

So that's why Cyrus took your detective kit, Emmy...

Ord

To help him find the girls eggs!

Emmy

Of course! My magnifying glass would help them spot the tiny little holes where the eggs are hidden.

We have to find Cyrus.

Ord

We have to stop him!

Wheezie

We have to save of itty-bitty eggs!

[listen to Cyrus] There he is...!

Come on, my dear little eggies... I know you're around here somewhere... Ah-ha! [dig in the sand] My treasure... Eggs, eggs and more eggs...!

Oh, oh...

Emmy

That's MY detective kit, Cyrus...

You're right, sorry, I never should have taken it without asking you... Here. [he gives her back the detective kit and starts taking the eggs]

Cassie

Those aren't your eggs either, Cyrus!

But... but-but-but...!

[in chorus] CYRUS!

Oh, alright. [puts the eggs down] Can't I have just one itty-bitty egg...?

[in chorus] NO!

JUM! Fool... [leaves feeling angry and muttering to himself under his breath]

Ord

Max! Emmy! Know any jokes? [hugging them]

Why?

Ord

Because the giggle flowers are in bloom!

Wheezie

I looooove giggle flowers, they're so... giggly! [laugh]

Cassie

They'll laugh at anybody's jokes, even mine.

Zak

Wanna pick some?

Emmy

Definitely.

If I had giggle flowers seeds, I'd plant them all over the place.

Ord

That wouldn't work, giggle flowers only grow in hard to find places, because they're shy.

Wheezie

I know how to find them...

Emmy

How?

Wheezie

I'll show you. Who has a knock-knock joke?

Hum... Knock, knock...

Wheezie

Who's there?

Cargo.

Wheezie

Cargo who?

Cargo beat, beat!

Wheezie

I think are you one! [laugh]

Zak

How could you be sure what you're talking all the time? Shhhhhhhhhh!

[in chorus] A STINKYDINK!

Zak

GROSS! STICKY YUCKY SPIDER THREADS!

Wheezie

YOU MADE ME RUN INTO A SPIDER WEB!

Zak

ME?! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOOKING WHERE WE WERE GOING!

Wheezie

OUR BADGES! [worried] They're gone. Oh, Zak... If we don't stop arguing our badges just won't shine and we'll never get them back.

Zak

You're right.

Wheezie

On a count of three, both of us will grab the top of the spider web and pull it! Ready? One, two...

Zak

Wait! Wait. Is it "one, two, hold on three" or "one, two, three", pull!

Wheezie

No, Zak... It's "one, two, three, then pull." Okay? Here we go.

Wheezie

One, two, three, pull!

Ord

[hugging to Zak and Wheezie] Oh, thank goodness we found you...!

OH, ORD! YOU'RE SQUISHING! LITTLE LESS GLAD WOULD BE GOOD! OH, NOW! OOH! OW!