Wheezie quotes from Dragon Tales

Wheezie

IT'S A MUSIC BOX! LOOOOOOOVE IT!

Zak

Well, I don't love it that music's making me dance, and I can't stop!

Wheezie

But dancing's fun, Zaky, and look at you go you're dancing up a storm. LOOOOOOOVE IT!

Zak

Uh... It maybe fun for you, Wheezie, but I don't want to dance. Where are we going?

Wheezie

It's me...

Zak

Arrrghhhh... But we're supposed to guard the other boxes!

Wheezie

Oh, all right, I'll close the box now... Zak, it won't close!

Zak

Uh... Let my try. [try to close the box] I can't close it either and if we don't we'll keep dancing.

Wheezie

Come on, little boxy, please, close...

Zak

Oh, great, now what?

Zak

Maybe Quetzal could help us.

Wheezie

QUETZAL, HEEEEEEEEEELP!

Wheezie

BUT WE'RE TOO FAR AWAY HE CAN'T HEAR US!

Zak

WAVE HARDER, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

Wheezie

Oh, no! What do we do?

Zak

PANIC! CAUSE WE'RE DOOMED TO DANCE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFES!!!!!!!! WHEEZIE, I'M REALLY TIRED OF THE SONG!

Wheezie

Did tell the truth... [sighing] I'm tired of dancing too...

Zak

Do you hear what I hear?

Wheezie

The music seems to be stopping, let's try to close the box again... WE DID IT!

Zak

Now leave those boxes alone, Wheezie, every time you open one, we get in big trouble!

Wheezie

No more peaking, Zak, i promise...

Hello, everyone, my hat and I are back it last!

Wheezie

I DID IT! THE WHOLE TIME WE WHERE PLAYING I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE STRIPY BOX ONCE!

Zak

Here you go, Greta, your boxes.

Thank you for watching them...

Wheezie

Hmmmmmmm... Well... Actually... I couldn't wait and I opened two of them.

YOU DID?! But you shouldn't have opened them without my permission.

Wheezie

I know, and I'm sorry. I'm trying to learn how to wait.

Well... I know how hard it is to wait. But sometimes, waiting for a surprise makes it even more fun when you finally see what it is.

Wheezie

May I open the box now, please?

Yes, you may.

Wheezie

Any special rules?

Nope, go right ahead...

But there's another secret to this little box, pull your streamer when I say these special words: "Gravity Green!"

Cassie

It was so much fun!

Thanks, Greta.

Zak

See, if you went ahead and opened the box, we wouldn't have known the special words, and we would have missed the merry-go ride.

Wheezie

I'm so glad I was finally able to wait.

Cassie

Wheezie, your badge!

Wheezie

Oh, boy! Look, Zaky, look!

Zak

That good going, Wheezie!

Wheezie

Ooooooh, I just loooove making a new friend... Hello! I'm Wheezie, and this is my brother, Zak!

Ah... Ohhhhh... Hello, I'm... YOU HAVE TWO HEADS!

Zak

Yeah. Hers does most to the talking, mine does most to the thinking! [laugh]

Wheezie

Oh, Zaky... Ooh, I almost forgot! Quetzal sent us to find you, he need us for something veeeery important...

Quetzal?

Cassie

He's our teacher at the school in the sky, Enrique...

Come on! You'll really like him...

Zak

You can ride in us, Enrique...

Ride on a dragon's back?

Of course.

Okay, I've read in horses this can't be that much more difficult. [rides Zak and Wheezie]

Zak

Hang on tight, Enrique!

Okay... You're not gonna run too fast are you?

Zak

Who said anything about running?

Wheezie

You're gonna fly!

Where are we now?

Ord

Don't know, Enrique... Some kind of garden...

Cassie

And it's full of knucker holes.

Zak

Mystery solved. The knuckle holes disappear, some kind of magic brought him here.

Emmy

But who did the magic?

That would be me... [comes down from the tree using his magic wand] Hi. I'm Quanita, junior wizard, uh... in training.

Wheezie

AM I MAD!

Yeah, cause you shouldn't take what doesn't belong you! That's not right.

Oh, I am so sorry, let me explain.

Zak

Oh... To this oughta be good...

Easy... The head wizard asked me to plant all these speckled trees, but it would take me forever to dig holes for all of them...

Ord

There sure are a lot of them...

So I waved my wand and made a wish for holes to plant them in, and well, these are what appeared. Huh... I am afraid I am not a good wizard.

Zak

Ahhhhh... Anybody can make a mistake, with she makes them constantly.

Wheezie

SURE DO...!

Cassie

Maybe you just need practice, Quanita.

You think?

Emmy

Definitely.

I'll reverse the wish and send all the knuckle holes back.

Zak

Get ready to jump everybody, we're going home with the knuckle holes!

Wait! Before we go, we can help Quanita plant her trees.

Emmy

That's the great idea, Enrique, it's a big job for one little wizard.

Can you make a wish for shovels?

I can try...

You did it!

Wheezie

LET'S GET TICKING!

Zak

You heard, Wheezie! We aren't here! Oops! I mean, Wheezie and I aren't...! Oh! Oh, I give up.

Wheezie

Awwwwwwww... I had them fooled until you put our foot in your mouth...

Zak

Our song is called "El Coqui", the frog!

I taught them that song en español and english.

Wheezie

♪ My Coqui, little frog, how I love you... ♪

Zak

♪ For your song is be comfort and peace... ♪

Wheezie

♪ Every night I can go to sleep happy... ♪

Zak

♪ When I hear lullabies from Coqui. ♪

♪ Coqui, Coqui... ♪

Zak

OH! OW! OH!

Wheezie

♪ Coqui, Coqui, Coqui... ♪

I didn't teach you this part.

Zak

[jumping] OOH! AHH!

Wheezie

[jumping] AAH! OOOH!

Zak

Can you feel that? Uhh. Itchy! Ah!

Cassie

I think we'd better try something else. Hmmmmm... Maybe we could cover up the bald spots.

With what?

Wheezie

Why didn't I ever think of wearing all my fancy clothes at the same time before?

Zak

Because we look like someone dumped a laundry basketover our heads... This almost looks worse than shedding.

No! You look like rock stars really. Play!

Zak

♪ My Coqui, little frog, how I love you... ♪

Wheezie

♪ For your song is be comfort and peace... ♪

Zak

[concerned] ♪ A belt has come loose and it's slipping... ♪

Wheezie

♪ Well, grab it before it falls off. ♪

Zak

♪ Coqui, Coqui... ♪ Oh! ♪ Coqui, qui, qui... ♪ YOW!

Wheezie

♪ Coqui, Coqui... ♪

Zak

WOW!

Zak

WHOA!

Wheezie

[laugh] Oh, sorry. I can't help it!

Zak

That is a b-a-d haircut.

Wheezie

[annoyed] WELL, DON'T TAKE ALL DAY!

Zak

Okay, okay, here goes nothing...!

Zak

Oh, Wheezie, it's all my fault! I guess I wasn't holding the music tight enough.

Wheezie

It was an accident, Zak. It's okay. I know that there'll be other shows next year.

Zak

Can't you play a different song? You know hundreds.

Wheezie

I didn't bring any other music.

Zak

Well, if you're not gonna perform, then I'm not gonna perform.

Wheezie

Don't say that! You worked hard on your juggle gym, and I want you to show it off.

Zak

[smiling] Really?

Wheezie

[also smiling] Yeah!

Wheezie

Zak, look, our dragon badge!

Zak

Ha, it's glowing!

Wheezie

We must have really learned to...

Zak

...work together!

Wheezie

Aw, Zaky!

All right, Zak and Wheezie...

You can open your eyes now...

Wheezie

Ooh! I love surprises, they're so... SURPRISING...!

Zak

What is it?

It's my dragon links building kit. I played with it when I was a little dragon.

We know how hard it is to play outside when Polly is tuning her weather machine. So we thought they would have fun playing with it now.

Wheezie

Looooove it! Let's make a sculpture, a work of art!

Wheezie

Who wants to go swimming?

Swimming? But... I've never seen a dragon links building kit before.

Wheezie

Ohhhhh... [stroking his head] Who wants to be cooped up on a beautiful day like today, right, Zak?

Zak

Huh?... Oh... All right! Let's play while the sun... i-i-is out!

Emmy

So... Wheezie, what's your mom and dad's dragon links building kit look like?

Wheezie

Well, it got lots of pieces you put together to make... [Zak covers his snout]

Zak

Nothing.

Wheezie

[while Zak gets angry] What? Oh! Yeah, nothing. Hey! LOOK, IT'S... A SNOWSTORM...!