Wheezie quotes from Dragon Tales

Wheezie

I don't believe it, he didn't even yawn.

Wheezie

I wonder why Zakie is so mad at me.

Wheezie

[in disbelief] ARE YOU KIDDING?! Name one thing that I could possibly do to make him mad.

Wheezie

All right! Name two things that I could have done.

Zak

Ord! What's the matter with you, Your Majesty?

Wheezie

Why are you angry, Your Majesty?

Ord

(ragingly) You hush up your mouth, Go away and no right to talk to leave me alone, and I wish I'd never been born!!!

Zak

Do you hear that?

Wheezie

Really? [Looks to the ones on top of their heads.] Oh, those hats. Those aren’t party hats. They're uh... umm...

Zak

Rain-hats. Only it's not raining. Guess we don’t need them, Wheezie.

Wheezie

OH! They're dragons Zak, not snails!

Zak

Slow music is better for the game!

Wheezie

IS NOT!

Zak

IS TOO!

Wheezie

IS NOT!

Zak

IS TOO!

Wheezie

IS NOT!

Zak

[Growls Loudly And Then He Violently Begins To Shout At Her] I DON'T CARE!!!!! DAMN IT, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE????!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheezie

But Do-Re-Mi's are wild birds, they like wild music, i'll show ya...!

Zak

[putting it in its place] No, Wheezie! This time i'm gonna try it my way. [he removes the beak of bird and keep going playing the melody in front of the Do-Re-Mi's]

Wheezie

It's not working see, I knew...

Look!

Zak

Now, can we PLEASE get ready for bed?! ["PLEASE" is mistakenly heard as "police"]

Everything really funtastic and wild in there for you kiddos?

Wheezie

FUNTASTIC, DADDY! GOOF-BALL-O-RAMA!

[as Cassie hesitates and takes out a photo of her family] Now if you need anything, dear, remember, we're right down the hall. Just a holler away. A few small steps.

Zak

Thanks, mummy.

Emmy

What's the matter, Cassie?

Cassie

I miss my daddy and mummy.

Wheezie

Why don't you call them?

Cassie

Can I?

Wheezie

Sure!

Wheezie

Talk away!

Cassie

Hi, this is Cassie. Can you connect me to my mummy and daddy?

Hello? Cassie? Is that you?

Cassie

Hi, Father.

Are you having fun?

[comes past still spinning] Wheeeeeeeee!!!

Cassie

Sort of. I just wondered if you and Mummy miss me. I mean, I could come home if you want.

Of course we miss you, honey, but why don't you try and stay a little longer and have fun with your friends?

Cassie

Okay, I'll try.

Bye, sweetie.

Cassie

: Bye, Father.

Wow! That's cool! Let me try! [makes a simplistic shadow puppet]

Zak

What is that?

A rock.

Okay, kiddos! Five minutes until beddy-bye time!

Zak

[excitedly] BEDDY-BYE TIME?! BEDDY-BYE TIME?! YES!

Wheezie

[dismayed] Oh, Zaky...

I'm the pig in the straw house! [Max's puppet has a mustache.] [imitates pigs oinks]

Ord

I'm the pig in the house of sticks. [imitates pigs oinks]

Cassie

And I'm the smart pig! In the brick house! Oink, oink, oink!

Emmy

And now it's time for the most important puppet of all!

Zak

Yeah! The really big....

Wheezie

Really bad...

Wolf! [imitates wolf's howls until they stop. Zak and Wheezie stare at Emmy. Zak is glaring and Wheezie is confused.]

Zak

Huh?

Wheezie

Why'd you make a wolf?

Emmy

'Cause I'm playing the wolf.

Emmy

What a cool wolf puppet! Oh, I'm sorry! I wouldn't have made my puppet... [takes her wolf puppet off her left hand and tosses it aside and grabs Zak and Wheezie's wolf puppets and puts them on both her hands] ...if I knew you were gonna make one for me. Thank you so much!

Zak

Uh, you're welcome.

Wheezie

No, she's not! We made it for us! [Wheezie takes back her and Zak's wolf puppets from Emmy and places them on both their hands] We want to play the wolf!

Emmy

But I thought you wanted to play the music.

Zak

We always have to play the music!

Wheezie

And this time we want to do something else!

But you play music the best!

Zak

Well, we wanna be the wolf!

Wheezie

Yeah! No wolf...

No, Zak and Wheezie.

Cassie

But if you play the wolf, who will play the music?

Emmy

I can't play the music by myself.

Cassie

Well, I don't think I can. [to Ord with her puppet] What about you?

Ord

Oh, no! [with his puppet] I'm a pig!

Emmy

[to Zak and Wheezie] You've got to play the music!

You're the best!

Ord

Please!

Cassie

Will you?

Zak

No! If we can't be the wolf....

Wheezie

We don't wanna play with you anymore. [both Zak and Wheezie nod their heads no, and walk out of the theater. Emmy tries to say something, but the words don't come out. Zak and Wheezie run away angrily. Cassie peeks out calling to them. Next, Emmy, Max and Ord peek out.]

Cassie

Zak!

Emmy

Wheezie!

Ord

Wait!

Cassie

[sighs] I guess we'll have to do the show without them.

Ord

But we need music, don't we?

Emmy

[smiling] I have an idea! Come on!

Ord

Max! Emmy! I'm so glad you got here.

Hey, where's our hug, Ord?

Ord

Not now, Max. We got work to do.

Quetzal

Hola, niños!

Emmy

Hola, Quetzal!

Hi!

Quetzal

We all have something very important to do. Look over there.

Emmy

What happen to all the color?

Cassie

It got washed away by a big rain storm.

Ord

Even our school.

Quetzal

Si, that's why I brought these. You all go to the Stickleback Mountains. I'll color in the School in the Sky, you can help color in the rest.

Emmy

But you can't color in a real mountain.

Quetzal

In Dragon Land, you can!

I love to color. This is gonna be fun!

Ord

Come on, everyone! Let's go!

Quetzal

But be careful, niños! There's a giant sleeping in the Stickleback Mountains and if he's awaken, he can be quite grumpy!

Wow! It looks like a giant coloring book!

Emmy

Yeah! Before it's been colored!

Emmy

Zak! Wheezie!

Wheezie

We came as soon as we got Quetzal's message!

Zak

Wh-what's wrong?

There's no color.

Wheezie

No color? Haaatte it! it looks so...

Zak

Neat and clean? LOOOOVE IT! [laugh] Why messing it up by coloring it?

[annoying] ZAK!!!

Zak

That leaves a knucker hole for you and me, Wheezie...

Wheezie

[filling the brush with paint of various colors] Oooooooh, I just love coloring, it's so... so... colorful!

Zak

[scolding her] Wheezie... Knucker holes are supposed to be brown.

Wheezie

Uh-uh... They're prettier in rainbow...

Wheezie

[laugh] You look prettier in rainbow too, Zaky.

Cassie

[crying --and to Emmy] THANKS A LOT, EMMY!

Cassie

[in between tears] NOW WHEEZIE IS NOT SPEAKING TO ME EVER AGAIN, AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

We have to tell Quetzal.

Emmy

Max? Wait!

[panting] Emmy's in BIG trouble, because she wouldn't tell.

Quetzal

Wouldn't tell what, Em?

Emmy

Uh, a story. I mean, I needed to ask you a question, Quetzal, and I, uh... I have to tell you a story to do it.

Quetzal

I see. I think.

Emmy

Well! Uh... There's this little mouse with ribbon in her hair.

Quetzal

Sí.

Emmy

And she accidentally broke something that belonged to a two-headed turtle.

Quetzal

Sí, go on.

Emmy

And, well, the Little Mouse didn't know how to tell the Two-Headed Turtle what she did. What should she have done, Quetzal?

Quetzal

Well! If I were that Little Mouse with a red ribbon on my hair, I would have stood up straight, taken a deep breath, and told Wheezie that I broke her trumpet.

Emmy

Huh? How did you know?!

I didn't tell him.

Quetzal

It's not important how I knew. What is important is what you are going to do about it.

Emmy

I guess if a friend broke something of mine, I'd want them to tell me.

Ord

Tell you what? [He and the others come by.]

That she broke it.

Cassie

Who broke it?

The Little Mouse.

Zak

Broke what?

Emmy

Your trumpet.

Wheezie

A little mouse broke my trumpet?

[chuckles]

Emmy

OK, I'm just going to do it. [draws deep breath] I broke your trumpet, Wheezie! I thought you'd be mad at me so I hid it. Then, I tried to fix it, but that only made it worse, so I asked Cassie to tell you, and, well, that didn't help either.

Wheezie

You should've just told me, Emmy, and then I wouldn't have made Zak or Cassie feel bad. [to Zak and Cassie] Sorry.

That's OK, Wheezie.

Emmy

I know I should say I'm sorry. I bet no one wants to be my friend any more...

Cassie

Of course we do.

Emmy

You do?! [Cassie nodded] [to Wheezie] How about you, Wheezie?

Wheezie

I'm pretty glad you told me, Emmy. Of course we're still friends. [She and Emmy hug each other.]

Ord

We'll just have to play our song another time.

Quetzal

Maybe not, Ord. [He sprinkled some of his magic on the trumpet, which gets fixed.]

Wheezie

My trumpet! You've fixed it, for real!

Emmy

Thank you, Quetzal.

Cassie

You're the greatest!

Zak

It's almost show time.

Ord

Come on!

Zak

[to Mr. Pop] Mr. Pop? I have a great sound for you!

Really? A very funny one?

[Insert donkey brays here]! MY LAUGH! [Insert donkey brays here]!

Wheezie

Now you know how it feels to lose your favorite [imitates laugh]!

[in between donkey brays] I sure do! And it feels awful!

Zak

[to Mr. Pop] I will give you your laugh back, if you give my sister her laugh back.

[in between donkey brays] Okay. You win.

Wheezie

Perfect! It's time to bake it!

Zak

Oh, no! We can't!

Why not?

Zak

'Cause we're not allowed to use the oven without Mom... ["Mom" is mistakenly heard as "Bob"]

Wheezie

I can fix that... Mom???