Zak quotes from Dragon Tales

Zak

NO SLEEP, NO BREAKFAST, NO NOTHING! AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, I CANNOT FIND MY MAGNIFYING GLASS!

Zak

[in a sing-songy voice] ♪ I CAN'T HEAR YOU!♪

Zak

BUT YES!

Zak

Aw, it was nothing. ( no audio )

Zak

Look, it's Mungus.

Zak

Sure!

Zak

FOLLOW THAT STATUE!

Zak

Ord! What's the matter with you, Your Majesty?

Wheezie

Why are you angry, Your Majesty?

Ord

(ragingly) You hush up your mouth, Go away and no right to talk to leave me alone, and I wish I'd never been born!!!

Zak

Do you hear that?

Wheezie

Really? [Looks to the ones on top of their heads.] Oh, those hats. Those aren’t party hats. They're uh... umm...

Zak

Rain-hats. Only it's not raining. Guess we don’t need them, Wheezie.

Wheezie

OH! They're dragons Zak, not snails!

Zak

Slow music is better for the game!

Wheezie

IS NOT!

Zak

IS TOO!

Wheezie

IS NOT!

Zak

IS TOO!

Wheezie

IS NOT!

Zak

[Growls Loudly And Then He Violently Begins To Shout At Her] I DON'T CARE!!!!! DAMN IT, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE????!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, Zak, squeeze!

Zak

I'm squeezing as hard as I can! I'm still squeezing! When are you going to take the thorn out?

I already have, Zak.

Zak

[shocked] Huh?

Wheezie

But Do-Re-Mi's are wild birds, they like wild music, i'll show ya...!

Zak

[putting it in its place] No, Wheezie! This time i'm gonna try it my way. [he removes the beak of bird and keep going playing the melody in front of the Do-Re-Mi's]

Wheezie

It's not working see, I knew...

Look!

Zak

Now, can we PLEASE get ready for bed?! ["PLEASE" is mistakenly heard as "police"]

Everything really funtastic and wild in there for you kiddos?

Wheezie

FUNTASTIC, DADDY! GOOF-BALL-O-RAMA!

[as Cassie hesitates and takes out a photo of her family] Now if you need anything, dear, remember, we're right down the hall. Just a holler away. A few small steps.

Zak

Thanks, mummy.

Emmy

What's the matter, Cassie?

Cassie

I miss my daddy and mummy.

Wheezie

Why don't you call them?

Cassie

Can I?

Wheezie

Sure!

Wheezie

Talk away!

Cassie

Hi, this is Cassie. Can you connect me to my mummy and daddy?

Hello? Cassie? Is that you?

Cassie

Hi, Father.

Are you having fun?

[comes past still spinning] Wheeeeeeeee!!!

Cassie

Sort of. I just wondered if you and Mummy miss me. I mean, I could come home if you want.

Of course we miss you, honey, but why don't you try and stay a little longer and have fun with your friends?

Cassie

Okay, I'll try.

Bye, sweetie.

Cassie

: Bye, Father.

Wow! That's cool! Let me try! [makes a simplistic shadow puppet]

Zak

What is that?

A rock.

Okay, kiddos! Five minutes until beddy-bye time!

Zak

[excitedly] BEDDY-BYE TIME?! BEDDY-BYE TIME?! YES!

Wheezie

[dismayed] Oh, Zaky...

It's a hairy bug!

Zak

This is too hard! I'll quit.

Ord

We can't give up! Please!

Zak

OK, if you insist...

Cassie

I know. I can't help it.

Emmy

I have an idea, Cassie.

Cassie

Can I try? [giggles] I'm doing it.

Emmy

That's it.

Way to go, Cassie!

Ord

Yay, Cassie!

Cassie

[notices sound] Sorry, Zak. Here. I'll fix your boo-boo.

Zak

[sighs] Thanks for helping me fell better, Cassie.

Cassie

Yeah, but, I can't do anything special for the talent show.

Ord

Don't give up, Cassie.