Max quotes from Dragon Tales

Cassie

Uh-oh. Which way?

[distant] Emmy. Where are you, Emmy?

Zak

Where are you?

Cassie.

Emmy

Come on, Max. Today's the day Cassie bringing Kiki and Finn to the School in the Sky.

I'm ready. I was waiting for you.

Emmy

[to Goldilocks] What is the matter, Goldilocks?

[before crying] I bumped into the dining room table. And I spilled all the porridge!

[crying] BOO HOO!

All three bowls?

[in between tears] Yes. I cleaned up the mess.

[in between tears] But now there is no porridge left to eat!

So that's why Cyrus took your detective kit, Emmy...

Ord

To help him find the girls eggs!

Emmy

Of course! My magnifying glass would help them spot the tiny little holes where the eggs are hidden.

We have to find Cyrus.

Ord

We have to stop him!

Wheezie

We have to save of itty-bitty eggs!

[listen to Cyrus] There he is...!

Come on, my dear little eggies... I know you're around here somewhere... Ah-ha! [dig in the sand] My treasure... Eggs, eggs and more eggs...!

Oh, oh...

Emmy

That's MY detective kit, Cyrus...

You're right, sorry, I never should have taken it without asking you... Here. [he gives her back the detective kit and starts taking the eggs]

Cassie

Those aren't your eggs either, Cyrus!

But... but-but-but...!

[in chorus] CYRUS!

Oh, alright. [puts the eggs down] Can't I have just one itty-bitty egg...?

[in chorus] NO!

JUM! Fool... [leaves feeling angry and muttering to himself under his breath]

Ord

Max! Emmy! Know any jokes? [hugging them]

Why?

Ord

Because the giggle flowers are in bloom!

Wheezie

I looooove giggle flowers, they're so... giggly! [laugh]

Cassie

They'll laugh at anybody's jokes, even mine.

Zak

Wanna pick some?

Emmy

Definitely.

If I had giggle flowers seeds, I'd plant them all over the place.

Ord

That wouldn't work, giggle flowers only grow in hard to find places, because they're shy.

Wheezie

I know how to find them...

Emmy

How?

Wheezie

I'll show you. Who has a knock-knock joke?

Hum... Knock, knock...

Wheezie

Who's there?

Cargo.

Wheezie

Cargo who?

Cargo beat, beat!

Wheezie

I think are you one! [laugh]

Zak

How could you be sure what you're talking all the time? Shhhhhhhhhh!

[in chorus] A STINKYDINK!

Emmy

Hurry, Max. I'm ready.

Found them. I wonder why Quetzal asked us to bring our ice skates today.

Emmy

There's only one way to find out.

I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly to dragons in a land apart.

[to the lizard] Excuse me, Mr. Lizard? Can we maybe borrow one of your spots? We promise to bring it right back.

[laughs mockingly] HA!

[continues --and in between laughs] OH SURE! AFTER YOU LET ME BORROW YOUR NOSE!

Emmy

I love my new skateboard, but, I'll never be able to ride it if this rain doesn't stop.

I know a place where you can ride it, Emmy.

Dragon Land! I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

I wish, I wish, to use this rhyme, to go back home, until next time.

Emmy

Whew. No more skateboarding today.

You can help me build my log tower, if you want. Whoa! It's gonna fall and make a mess!

Emmy

You just need to add a log here, so, each side has the same number of logs ( British accent ) for the perfect balance.

Come on, Emmy, let's finish our jigsaw puzzle. The piece that fits here is big at the top and small at the bottom. Look, Emmy, I found it.

Emmy

Me, oh, my, it's my favorite.

Cassie

It was so much fun!

Thanks, Greta.

Zak

See, if you went ahead and opened the box, we wouldn't have known the special words, and we would have missed the merry-go ride.

Wheezie

I'm so glad I was finally able to wait.

Cassie

Wheezie, your badge!

Wheezie

Oh, boy! Look, Zaky, look!

Zak

That good going, Wheezie!

Wheezie

Ooooooh, I just loooove making a new friend... Hello! I'm Wheezie, and this is my brother, Zak!

Ah... Ohhhhh... Hello, I'm... YOU HAVE TWO HEADS!

Zak

Yeah. Hers does most to the talking, mine does most to the thinking! [laugh]

Wheezie

Oh, Zaky... Ooh, I almost forgot! Quetzal sent us to find you, he need us for something veeeery important...

Quetzal?

Cassie

He's our teacher at the school in the sky, Enrique...

Come on! You'll really like him...

Zak

You can ride in us, Enrique...

Ride on a dragon's back?

Of course.

Okay, I've read in horses this can't be that much more difficult. [rides Zak and Wheezie]

Zak

Hang on tight, Enrique!

Okay... You're not gonna run too fast are you?

Zak

Who said anything about running?

Wheezie

You're gonna fly!

Where are we now?

Ord

Don't know, Enrique... Some kind of garden...

Cassie

And it's full of knucker holes.

Zak

Mystery solved. The knuckle holes disappear, some kind of magic brought him here.

Emmy

But who did the magic?

That would be me... [comes down from the tree using his magic wand] Hi. I'm Quanita, junior wizard, uh... in training.

Wheezie

AM I MAD!

Yeah, cause you shouldn't take what doesn't belong you! That's not right.

Oh, I am so sorry, let me explain.

Zak

Oh... To this oughta be good...

Easy... The head wizard asked me to plant all these speckled trees, but it would take me forever to dig holes for all of them...

Ord

There sure are a lot of them...

So I waved my wand and made a wish for holes to plant them in, and well, these are what appeared. Huh... I am afraid I am not a good wizard.

Zak

Ahhhhh... Anybody can make a mistake, with she makes them constantly.

Wheezie

SURE DO...!

Cassie

Maybe you just need practice, Quanita.

You think?

Emmy

Definitely.

I'll reverse the wish and send all the knuckle holes back.

Zak

Get ready to jump everybody, we're going home with the knuckle holes!

Wait! Before we go, we can help Quanita plant her trees.

Emmy

That's the great idea, Enrique, it's a big job for one little wizard.

Can you make a wish for shovels?

I can try...

You did it!

Wheezie

LET'S GET TICKING!

Zak

Our song is called "El Coqui", the frog!

I taught them that song en español and english.

Wheezie

♪ My Coqui, little frog, how I love you... ♪

Zak

♪ For your song is be comfort and peace... ♪

Wheezie

♪ Every night I can go to sleep happy... ♪

Zak

♪ When I hear lullabies from Coqui. ♪

♪ Coqui, Coqui... ♪

Zak

OH! OW! OH!

Wheezie

♪ Coqui, Coqui, Coqui... ♪

I didn't teach you this part.

Zak

[jumping] OOH! AHH!

Wheezie

[jumping] AAH! OOOH!

Zak

Can you feel that? Uhh. Itchy! Ah!

Cassie

I think we'd better try something else. Hmmmmm... Maybe we could cover up the bald spots.

With what?