Max quotes from Dragon Tales

I like olives!

No jalapeños, please.

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Captain Scallywag: Arrgh! Ooh, we've lost him. Ohh, I'll never see me ship again...

Don't give up, Captain Scallywag.

Cassie

Yeah! Maybe we can help you think of another way to catch the Cloud Whale.

Oh!... oh!... oh!... I bet he'd come if he heard a nice whale song...

We don't know any whale songs. Do we?

Sure we do! ♪ Oh, where, oh, where has my big cloud whale gone?... ♪

[scolding hers] That's a dog song!

Not anymore... ♪ Oh, where, oh, where can he be? With his ears cut short... ♪

[scolding hers] Whales don't have any ears!

♪ And his tail cut long, oh, please, come back to Wheezie. ♪ [she laughs while Zak gets angry]

MMax

Nice song! Too bad it didn't work...

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[At dragon's military school, Sergeant Max commands the nodlings the "wagon section" of his bulldozer so they can carry their mush trees. That is, to replace the broken wagon.]

GNThe Giant of Nod

[It sure is becoming angry] Recruits, you've lost your temper, so you become a loser!! We're doomed who’s being such a bully!! It's your fault because you were going our separate ways forever. So, this is… This is your dumb the whole day with you doing all kinds of ridiculous straight to stomp your guts out! Do you deny it, Max!?!

MMax

[salutes] Sir, WRONG, sir!! WRONG, sir!!!

GNThe Giant of Nod

[sighs then smiles to apologizes about being difficult being still wrecked them and the king, even though it was on purpose and boss everyone into doing frivolous things at the wrong time.] Oh, Good. Well Done, Max. Thank You. Now You're Not A Sergeant. You're good, kid. Outstanding! As long as I'm around you're second best. I'm sorry I was barking order at you. It's just take some time cut down more masteries than ever, but together, we will build my nodlings will be able to our army. I'll show them.

MMax

I'm sorry I was so cross.

GNThe Giant of Nod

I know you don't like argument because sometimes I'm too bossy.

MMax

I'm sorry I yelled at you, Mr. Nod.

GNThe Giant of Nod

[forgives him and accepts his apology, comforting] Me too.

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[finding Max in the playroom] Max? [Notices a rubber spider and shrieks]

MMax

Scared ya!

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MMax

Pilot to co-pilot. Ready for take off.

Ready, Captain Max.

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Good flying. Now, it's my turn.

MMax

I know where we could fly next.

Definitely.

KKids

I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.

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MMax

Hello! Anybody there?

Zak? Wheezie? Cassie?

MMax

Ord? Where is everybody? Wait. Watch me skip this rock. 2 times!

Cool. Let me try. Oh, well.

MMax

Whoa! Look at this.

It's shaped like a heart.

MMax

Watch it jump. Ta-da!

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KKids

I wish, I wish to use this rhyme to go back home until next time.

MMax

Watch me fly!

Max, what are you doing?

MMax

3 loop-de-loops, 4 aerial zig-zags, and a round-spring-back-hand-off!

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[first lines]

[making shadow puppets] See? This one's a dog and this one's a rabbit. Can you guess what this one is?

MMax

Um, a bat?

Right! And he's coming to get you...

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[last lines]

MMax

We could have a jumping contest and a spinning with your eyes shut contest.

MMom

Max! Emmy! Time for lunch!

How about a contest to see who can eat the most spaghetti?

MMax

I'd win that!

Not if I get the spaghetti first!

MMax

Heh heh, wait up!

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[first lines]

MMax

Hey, look, Emmy. I have a banana nose.

Hold on. I've almost finished my book. Are you done with your puzzle yet?

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[last lines]

MEMax and Emmy

I wish, I wish to use this rhyme to go back home until next time.

Hey, look out the window! It's started to rain. And you know what that means.

MMax

Lots and lots of mud puddles!

Wait for me!

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MMax

My Daddy once read me a story where a bear who got stuck in a hole. 'Cause he too much honey.

Really? How did he get out?

MMax

He stayed there until he got thin again, then he popped out!

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MAX, YOU JUST GREW AGAIN!

YOU'RE AS BIG AS MUNGUS THE GIANT, AND THAT'S REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BIG!

MMax

Better put these away, Wheezie, I don’t want to accidentally...

[Max grabs the bats but ends up crushing them to pieces]

MMax

...break them.

[very annoyed] HEY! BIG GUY!

[also annoyed] NICE GOING, MAX...!

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STOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIT...! I just hate when you guys, especially over this... what do you call it.

Yeah! Plus all this noise is giving me a headache!

I think I how to settle this.

MMax

Okay...

How, Emmy?

We'll play "eeny, meeny, miny, moe".

What's that? It sounds scary!

[laugh] Don't worry, Ord, it won't be scary, I'll see a rhyme and with each word i'll point to one of you and then the other. Whoever I'm pointing to when the rhyme ends, gets to take the piece home first.

MMax

Well, okay...

I guess so...

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a dragon by the toe, if he hollers let him go, eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

[Max tries to put himself in Ord's place]

[angry] MAX!