Dragon Ball Z Season 1 quotes

[after Tao tricks Goku into playing with puzzle rings] General Tao, you're my new hero.

I know, Mister Vodka. I know.

I'd like to give Cell my condolences. It's too bad my unworthy opponent didn't know that I existed before he started this tournament of his.

Anything else?

I'll give him one last chance to back out. He might think he's a champ, but he's just a chump!

[about Hercule, after watching Hercule act out in front of Cell on television] You know, it might be fair if he gets killed!

[to Vegeta] So, who are you and what are you doing here? And if you've just come to watch, back away from the ring before you get hurt.

Vegeta

Quiet. I've had enough of your insolence. Get out of my face!

[to Hercule, about Vegeta] If you ask me, that guy's totally nuts. Have any thoughts, champ?

Uh...well...he's probably just one of my fanatical fans.

But how? How is it physically possible for all of them to fly?

Heh...I guess that trick's very popular today...

Okay then. Let's get this thing going. And if you want, I'll be first.

Trunks

Goku, you don't have to be the first one to fight.

What do ya say, Vegeta?

Vegeta

Be my guest. We all know it will be me who ends up finishing Cell.

So, let's set the scene...the first up will be Mister Satan, who of course will win and then the Earth will be saved from total destruction.

Maestro, please...let us take care of him. There's no point in your fighting this...sissy.

I will crush him up!

Hmm...you're right. It could be a little embarrassing for me to take on such an amateur as Cell.

[to Cell, while holding a bouquet of flowers] As this is the first chance we've had to fight or what not, I'll be gentle. [sniffs the flowers, tosses them into the air, jumps up and performs a few combos in midair to the flowers, allowing the sliced petals to fall to the ground] Those are for you. A bouquet for your funeral.

[to himself] I wonder how many women are watching me right now...

Cell

[to himself, about Hercule] His ignorance is painful.

[after breaking some ceramic tiles] Cell, you see these pieces of busted tile on the ground...heh heh...well that's what I'm gonna do...to your face!

Cell

As I'm sure you know by now, I've been waiting for this. Killing the helpless quickly grows old. Heh heh. I'm counting on you for amusement while I test my body.

I hear you're designed to use all of our techniques against us.

Cell

Perfection.

Vegeta

[about Hercule] That ridiculous man hasn't realized his weakness. His stupidity is beyond belief.

[about Goku] Well, if I were fightin' that twerp, I'd bend him into a pretzel and eat him for lunch...but lucky for him, I'm on a strict diet.

Cell

[to Goku] Little by little, I shall reveal to you...the perfect power that lies within me.