Dragon Ball Z · Season 1
What if this is a...a Saiyan spaceship!?
What do you mean?
Yeah, this could be the place that Vegeta went to recover.
Enough talk about that guy! Lets change the subject! I'm getting goosebumps.
But wait, if this is Vegeta's ship, maybe he's in there somewhere waiting for us.
I wish Goku had let me finish him when I had the chance.
[after Goku sees a needle and screams] Oh boy. Goku, please don't tell me that I'm going to have to start training you not to fear needles.
Nice. I save your lives, and what do I get in return? Guns in my face.
We're talking about your homicidal friend named Frieza.
I wonder if the people who attacked with Frieza were Saiyans. Hey, do you remember if the people that conquered your planet had tails that came out about this far?
A tail? I didn't see a tail on any of them.
Oh, well, so much for that brilliant theory Krillin.
That means, there's a group of warriors out there even more evil than Saiyans.
[about Frieza and his henchmen attacking] They murdered everyone who came across their path. Women, children, there was no limit to the carnage. It was terrible.
Are you always this nice to complete strangers?
Only with the ones we like.
You're looking at the worst doctor on this planet.
Very funny. Pay no attention to Zaacro. He's been a thorn in my side for three hundred years.
You can rest if you want. You've helped us out enough already.
No worries. I really have nothing better to do now anyway.
Why can't you just lay there and sleep like a normal patient? You're bothering everyone!
Because I'm not a normal patient. I'm a fighter. I need to get outta this place!
Oh Goku! Stop talking like such a tough guy!
Hey, guys. We got a problem here. Since the monster is obviously dead in the swamp, then that means the dragonball must be somewhere on the bottom.
And if that swamp melts us instantly, then how are we gonna get it back?
It's impossible!
Huh?
Are you sure?
We do have a protective body suit we use for underwater operations, but the material it's made of is not strong enough to handle the swamp. After about twenty seconds, it begins to rapidly melt!
I'm gonna do it!
What?
[same time as Krillin] What?
We have to retrieve the dragonball at all costs, isn't that right?
Well, yeah. I guess so but I-
So all I have to do is surface within twenty seconds to be safe. Come on, it's at least worth a try.
Oh, I know. We'll tie a special rope to him and pull him out before twenty seconds is up. Then we can be sure you get out safely.
That's a good idea.
Okay, then lets get to it.
This planet is so huge. I kinda get the feeling this is gonna take a while.
Don't worry, we'll find them in no time.
There's nothing I like more than a positive attitude.
[about a dragonball in the middle of a tornado] What are you doing? Don't stare at it! Go get it!
Man, she's bossy. Are you ready to go head to head with a tornado?
Yup.
Lets do it.
[the tornado comes closer to her and she starts running away] This is exactly the kind of thing that makes me wanna never come back to this horrible planet!
[angrily, about Goku] Goku even forgot to pack his sweater! I go through the trouble of making this and he forgets it. Why, I could strangle him with it!
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