Where is he!? Let me at him! No android is going to bully us around!
We've come to subdue the wicked and punish the evildoers!
Yeah, what she said!
S2The Greatest Surprise
S2The Shadow Dragons
Goku, can you hear me?
Uh...King Kai, what in the world's going on down here?
Uh...eh...I don't know...
Idiots!
Who was that? How obnoxious can you get?
Didn't I warn you about using the Dragon Balls so much? Didn't I tell you that interfering with the natural evolution of things could have serious repercussions? Well? Didn't I?
Yes sir. I remember that, but I just thought, well, that it was because you were old fashioned.
It's the generation gap.
Gap!? Did you say gap? It's a stinking canyon, not a gap!
He was born because you misused the Dragon Balls! You couldn't even tie your shoelaces without calling the dragon.
Hey, you don't have to keep yelling like that! Hasn't your generation ever heard of manners? I mean-
How dare you!? If there's any one person to blame for this terrible situation, that would be your Bulma!
Me? And just how did you arrive at that?
You invented the Dragon Radar! And you sought out the Dragon Balls for your own selfish purpose! Does any of that ring a bell!?
That's why the Dragon Balls are scattered after every wish. It's supposed to take centuries to find them so the negative energy can't have time to accumulate. But then someone invented the Dragon Radar and ruined everything.
Oh, so it's all my fault, is that it? Well, why don't you just say it!
There were those that were aware of the dangers of overuse but no decision was ever made to warn the people of the Earth.
Well, how in the world was I supposed to know? It's Dende's fault if we were never warned. So you see, it's not all my fault. We're all a little to blame, actually. Well, aren't we? Ha! I know! Even though I invented the radar, I still wouldn't have been able to find the Dragon Balls. I was just a little girl of sixteen, trying to find her prince with the Dragon Balls. But that was just a school girl's dream. A silly fantasy. But then this big shot came along! (pointing at Goku)
Who me!? You mean it's my fault!?
Well, yeah! I was just a knobby-kneed adolescent back then. I could've never gathered the Dragon Balls on my own. You were the one with the super strength. You're responsible for gathering the Dragon Balls.
I guess I am. I see what you mean Bulma. I am responsible. I never really thought of it that way until now.
Giru wouldn't go without me anyway, would you Giru?
Giru go. Danger level increases if Pan goes. Pan stay. Giru go.
There's only one person I know that's as stubborn as you are Pan. And that would be your grandma.
S2The Two-Star Dragon
Kicking a shadow dragon in the head is not a wise thing to do! I know all about you Goku. And a power such as yours is no match for the great Haze Shenron!
Uh, sir...with all due respect, you don't seem that strong to me.
Oh, is that so? Well, I've been watching you for many years, and frankly, you don't know what you're getting yourself into!
We don't...?
What's this we stuff? I wasn't talking to you, you silly little girl. (begins making cute faces) Big bad Pan. Don't hurt me please. I'll never laugh at your bandana again. What are you gonna do? Dress me up like a baby doll?
Alright, that's it! Hand over the Dragon Ball or you're really gonna get it!
I wasn't born yesterday. Actually, I was born today, but I still know why you want the Dragon Balls.
Yeah?
It's simple. You want to wish for the things you obviously don't have...good taste, clothes that fit, a little height.
Don't worry. Haze Shenron is not a cruel dragon. I can't stand to see suffering. I'm going to end this quickly. I'll just eat you up.
Look. Look at my beautiful lake. Isn't it lovely.
How gross. It smells like rotten lunch. This is really disgusting.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Don't be bashful, I know it's inviting. Take a dip if you like. I poisoned it myself. It's my gift. And it's a gift that keeps giving. The vapors from the lake poison the air and then the air poisons the trees and vegetation. It's a beautiful synergy of death and destruction.
I am not going to let you poison the Earth.
Why not? Humankind is doing that on its own anyway, isn't it? I'm only going to speed up the process and kill the Earth more efficiently. Polluting the planet is my sole reason to be. My poison is unstoppable. It spreads like a disease, sucking the life out of creation. Let it live, so that all may perish. (Haze Shenron blasts Goku and Pan into a rock) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Aha ha. What do you think of Haze Shenron now? Do you still think I'm weak?
Definitely. Your evil deeds are the poison that makes you weak.
Well, a philosopher. What do ya know. Perhaps you'll better understand the depth of my power at the bottom of the lake.
S2The Five-Star Dragon
These goo things are really nasty!
I don't know. I think they're kind o' cute looking, like a jellyfish.
Heh heh heh heh. I've been anticipating your arrival, Goku. My name is Rage Shenron and I want to congratulate you on the defeat of Haze Shenron, even though he is easily the weakest among the shadow dragons.
Oh yeah? How 'bout you?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You really need to ask...? With the abilities I wield, you'll come to know me as the most densely powerful of all the seven dragons.
Okay, I hate to be the one to tell you this but...you don't look it.
But grandpa, my mother always told me this saying when I was a kid...never judge a book by its cover.
Ha ha. Your granddaughter is very smart. You should listen to her.
So is there anything else your mom used to tell you that might come in handy?
She said big things come in small packages.
Your bark's bigger than your bite.
You're about to find out!
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