Dragnet · Season 2
I hope we didn't burn anything, Joe.
No, this was the end of the line, Danny.
You and Gannon must have something the rest of us don't.
How do you mean?
You make your cases right in the building, now?
No, these two just made a simple mistake.
What's that?
They thought they worked here.
No, sir. It's no mistake. Marijuana.
Do the youngsters know what these goofballs are made of, son?
Imagine a stinking broad wiping up the sidewalk with you. That dame's as strong as an ox.
Sure, she must weigh at least 120 pounds.
What is she, a lady wrestler?
Linebacker for the Cleveland Browns.
Chill a good-sized bowl
Put one quart of ketchup into the bowl and mix
Add one can of red peppers
Add one can of hot mustard
Add one quart of vinegar
Add one small jar of oregano
Add four of five good-sized cloves of garlic
Mix together with an electric mixer
Add five chopped Bermuda onions as you mix
Add one quart vanilla ice cream
Lousy, sloppy drunk.
Don't knock her, Forrester, she had a good reason to drink.
And what's that?
Being married to you.
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