Chill a good-sized bowl
“The Big High” · Season 2, Episode 8
Put one quart of ketchup into the bowl and mix
Add one can of red peppers
Add one can of hot mustard
Add one quart of vinegar
Add one small jar of oregano
Add four of five good-sized cloves of garlic
Mix together with an electric mixer
Add five chopped Bermuda onions as you mix
Add one quart vanilla ice cream
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