Spread cream cheese on one slice of pumpernickel
S4 E17A.I.D. – The Weekend
Spread peanut butter on another slice of pumpernickel
Crush a clove of garlic and let the juices drip onto the cream cheese
Place the pumpernickel slice with peanut butter on top of the slice with cream cheese and serve
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