Doug, Porkchop and others in “Doug's Christmas Story”

[angrily scolds Porkchop for biting Beebe] Porkchop, how could you do that? You never did anything like this before. You don't bite people! Even if it is Beebe.

[barking about what happened]

[furiously screams at Porkchop] Quit clowning around, Porkchop! This is serious. [angrily sends Porkchop to his doghouse] You go in your Igloo and think about what you did.

[tearfully whimpers and sadly enters his doghouse]

[drives to the house] Doug! Come on, we're going to be late! Come on, Dougie. Only two more Christmas shopping hours Until mom gets home. Honestly, Doug, you're slower than Christmas.