Doug, Beebe and others in “Doug's Christmas Story”

[narrating] Dear journal, funny how on the best holiday, The worst thing that could happen, happened. The trouble started a couple of days before Christmas.

[shoos Porkchop to get him out of her way] Go away, porkchop, I'm busy! [rushes to get pinecone from Thin ice but was accidentally bitten when Porkchop tries to get her away from thin ice, yells in pain] Ow! My leg! Somebody help!

[runs to Beebe]

[points to Porkchop] I saw the whole thing.

[gasping to see Porkchop accidentally bit Porkchop]

[comforts Beebe] You poor thing.

[sees Beebe got bitten and was bleeding] What happened?

[angrily points at Porkchop] Porkchop attacked beebe.

[shocked] What? Porkchop. He what?!

Patti

Beebe, are you okay?

My leg! [moaning in pain]

[points to Porkchop] I saw the whole thing! He came up behind her and bit her.

[gets ticked and angrily screams at Porkchop] Porkchop, bad dog!

[whimpers]