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Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 · Season 1, Episode 15

June and Chloe in “Unfinished Business”

June

I know you said it doesn't bother you that Melinda St. Claire is number one in Ben's cycle. But you can't pretend that you're not feeling hurt. He's your number one, and you're not his. That is jacked up.

Chloe

June, I've already moved on to other guys in my rotation. I don't really care.

June

Shh! [puts her finger on Chloe's mouth] Just let the perfect breakup song heal your wounds.

Chloe

Take your finger off my face.

June

Sorry. That was too much.

Chloe

June, I don't care how Ben ranks his cycle. Why do you think I date six guys at a time? For exactly this reason. One gets annoying, another one slips right in. It's how Pat Riley ran the Knicks, it's how I run my sex life.

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