So I told Mark I liked him, and the next thing I know, we're having sex.
So you started talking with your mouth and you ended talking with your genitals. I have to say, June, I'm deeply impressed.
It was awful.
Yes, I know, it can be emotionally confusing and awful and terrible.
No, no, no. I don't mean emotionally awful. I mean the sex itself was literally mechanically awful. I'm talking... about people who... don't even... know... what sex is. Like, bad, sweaty, clunky sex. Like two... babies having... intercourse.
Gross, June! Why'd you have to put that image in my head? I'm about to go to Little League. That's my new crazy story for AA—I'm gonna cause a drunken scene at Little League, kiss a father, and then grab a metal bat out of a kid's hand and just start swinging.
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