Chloe
[after June announces she is going on a date that night] How many times have you had sex with him?
June
Zero, we've only been on one date.
[Chloe kneels and tries to spread June's legs apart]
June
What are you doing?
Chloe
Seeing if your V has been stolen.
June
Oh, get out of there! You know I don't do things that way.
Chloe
You don't do things any way, that's the problem. You date like a Quaker.
June
We'll see! Maybe we'll sit on the same side of the booth, or split a sweet crepe.
Chloe
Quaker words!
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