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Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 · Season 1, Episode 15

Chloe and June in “Unfinished Business”

Chloe

[after June announces she is going on a date that night] How many times have you had sex with him?

June

Zero, we've only been on one date.

[Chloe kneels and tries to spread June's legs apart]

June

What are you doing?

Chloe

Seeing if your V has been stolen.

June

Oh, get out of there! You know I don't do things that way.

Chloe

You don't do things any way, that's the problem. You date like a Quaker.

June

We'll see! Maybe we'll sit on the same side of the booth, or split a sweet crepe.

Chloe

Quaker words!

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