Chloe and June in “Unfinished Business”

[referring to June's new friends from Pilates class] Why do you wanna be their friend? They're catty, obnoxious, and irritating, like all girls.

"All girls"? What do you— What do you even mean?

I mean, those girls are exactly the reason why I don't hang out with girls. They're competitive, they backstab, and they post group pictures of themselves on Facebook so they can show the world what they look like in a bikini.

That was a tankini, and I was tagged in that photo.

Look, I just prefer to hang out with dudes. They say what they mean, they like to have fun, and in a pinch, they have a penis.