Chloe and June in “Unfinished Business”

I had them mock this up down at the office. I became the managing editor of People magazine today.

Yeah, right.

It's true. I've taken over a bunch of companies before—Volvo, Dole, Febreze. You just gotta walk in like you own the place, fire the first person to ask you a question, fire the second person to ask you a question, and then gaze out the window and draw a peen on the board. It's the traditional intimidation–confusion–submission technique.