Didn't you sleep here again last night? Was it that, like, the fourth night this week?
So what is your costume this year? Detective Ass-Basket?
It's another holiday for you to ruin with your snarky comments.
No, that is not true. I love Halloween. I love everything about it.
Really?! 'Cause it's my favorite, too, especially this year, because it's the first time in forever that Steven and I haven't been together. You know, I've always been part of a couple's costume. I was always Steven's "and something," you know, doctor and sexy nurse, or doctor and sexy patient.
Sherlock Ho. Mm, I should've called you Sherlock Ho.
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