June
Is that a picture of Dawson?
Chloe
Ah, yeah. James Van Der Beek. The Beek from the Creek. Le Beek c'est chic. [Both laugh] Yeah, we dated for a while and then decided we are better off as friends. We weren't really compatible genitally. Imagine trying to fit a cucumber into a coin purse. [laughs]
June
Ooh.
Chloe
Anyway, so yeah, now he's like my gay BFF, but straight. Have you ever had a straight gay BFF?
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