4th most-quoted character in Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23: in 5 of its 52 quotes
Most scenes with: Chloe (2), James Van Der Beek (2)
Scenes with Luther Wilson 5
Luther
Bitch, please. Bitch.
Luther
Because in the past four years, you've borrowed... over $20,000 from James. Dinners, shopping sprees. And I'm not even counting James' stunt double you "lost."
Come on, Luther. I need the money.
Luther
And I needed notes on my play. [Chloe rolls eyes] I gave it to you to read over a year ago. Remember? So, again, my answer is... [imitates Southern accent] The grapes on the vine aren't having it.
[Chloe looks confused]
Luther
If you'd read my play, you'd get that.
[referring to his maid] Why do you hate Yolanda?
Luther
[scoffs] I do not hate Yolanda! It's just... if you're El Salvadorian, don't pretend to be Guatemalan, you know?
Luther
[answering phone] Hello, Memo Paris.
Luther
Kim Basinger's character in The Natural. Remember? The succubus who almost destroyed Robert Redford's baseball career.
Luther, can you stop being gay for one second and put James on?
Luther
[at the same time as June] James is not the father!
CCrissy
I know. Robert's the father.
[Luther sighs with relief]
[after Benjamin gives a speech to the crew on the set of James' new commercial] I can't follow that. You can't have two... inspiring first-day-of-production speeches. The SOB usurped me!
Luther
He All About Eved you.
Luther
Oh, sorry. He Showgirld you! [James looks confused] He did better than you did.
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Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 · 52 quotes
