Doctor Who quotes

Rory, take Hitler and put him in the cupboard over there, now. Do it.

Right. I'm putting Hitler in the cupboard. Cupboard, Hitler. Hitler, cupboard. C'mon.

But I am the Führer!

Right. In you go! [Rory shoves Hitler into the cupboard]

[turns around, shocked] Who are you?! [Rory slams the doors shut]

What's wrong with you? What has she done to you?

Poisoned me, but I'm fine. Well, no. I'm dying. But I've got a plan.

What plan?

Not dying! See? Fine.

I don't understand! One minute she's gonna marry you and then she's gonna kill you?

Well, she's been brainwashed; it all makes sense to her. Plus... she's a woman! [Amy glares at him] Oh, shut up! I'm dying!

Doctor, River was brainwashed to kill you.

Well, she did. And then she used her remaining lives to bring me back. As first dates go, I’d say that was mixed signals.

He's scared to death of everything.

Pantophobia.

What?

Pantophobia. Not fear of pants, though, if that's what you're thinking. It's the fear of everything. Including pants, I suppose, in that case.

When I was your age — about, ooh, a thousand years ago — I loved a good bedtime story. The Three Little Sontarans. The Emperor Dalek's New Clothes. Snow White and the Seven Keys to Doomsday, eh? All the classics.

No one is going to tell us how to run our lives. I don't care who you are, or what wheels have been set in motion — we'll sort it.

I'm not just a professional. I'm the Doctor.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means I've come a long way to get here, Alex, a very long way. George sent a message — a distress call, if you like. Whatever's inside that cupboard is so terrible, so powerful, that it amplified the fears of an ordinary little boy across all the barriers of time and space.

Eh?

Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire, through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought, and a whole, terrible, wonderful universe of impossibilities. You see these eyes? They're old eyes... and one thing I can tell you, Alex: monsters are real.

You're not from Social Services, are you?

First things first. You got any jammy dodgers?

Decision: Should we open the cupboard?

Wha-?

Should we? Well, gotta open the cupboard, haven't we? Of course we have. Come on, Alex. Alex, come on. How else will we ever find out what's going on here?

Right. But you said—

Monsters, yeah. Well that's what I do. Breakfast, dinner, and tea. Fight the monsters! So this, this is just an average day at the office for me.

Okay, yeah. You're right.

Or maybe we shouldn't open the cupboard.

Eh?

We have no idea what might be in there. How powerful, how evil that thing might be.

We don't?

Come on, Alex! Alex, come on! Are you crazy? We can't open the cupboard!

God no! No, we mustn't!

Right. That settles it.

Settles what?

We're gonna open the cupboard.

Look. Wooden chicken. Cup, saucers, plates, knives, forks. Fruit. Chicken's wood. So. We're either inside the doll's house or this is a refuge for dirty posh people who eat wooden food. Or termites. Giant termites trying to get on the property ladder. No, That's possible. Is that possible?

You being here is wrong! For a single day, an hour, let alone a lifetime!

This is your fault.

I'm so sorry, but Rory--

No, this is your fault! You-- You should, you should look at a history book once in a while, see if there's an outbreak of plague or not!

That is not how I travel!

Then I do not want to travel with you!

Right, okay, this is big news. This is temporal earthquake time. I'm now officially changing my own future. Hold on to your spectacles. In my past I saw my future-self refuse to help you. I'm now changing that future and agreeing. Every Law of Time says that shouldn't be possible.

Yes, except sometimes, knowing your own future is what enables you to change it. Especially if you're bloody-minded, contradictory, and completely unpredictable.

So basically, if you're Amy, then.

Yes, if anyone can defeat pre-destiny, it's your wife.

No, she's not real...

She is real. Let her in.

Look, we take this Amy, we leave ours. There can only be one Amy in the TARDIS, which one do you want?! [He places Rory's hand on the lock.] It's your choice.

This isn't fair. You're turning me into you.

The look on your face when you carried her -- me. Her... When you carried her away, you used to look at me like that. I'd forgotten how much you loved me. I'd forgotten how much I loved being her. Amy Pond in the TARDIS, with Rory Williams...

I'm sorry, I can't do this! [He unlocks the door. Amy grips the handle tight.]

If you love me, don't let me in. Open that door, I will. I'll come in, I don't wanna die. I won't bow out bravely, I'll be kicking, screaming, fighting to the end.

Amy... I love you.

I love you too! Don't let me in. Tell Amy -- your Amy -- I'm giving her the days. The days with you, the days to come...

I'm so, so sorry...

The days I can't have. Take them, please.

Interface.

I am here, Amy Pond.

Show me Earth. Show me home. Did I ever tell you about this boy I met there? He pretended to be in a band.