“Day of the Daleks” quotes from Doctor Who

Jo

Doctor, I thought the TARDIS was working again?

What gave you that idea?

Jo

Well, being dragged 500 years into the future, for example? I mean, all that business with the miners and the colonists.

My dear Jo, the TARDIS was working then because it was being operated under remote control by the High Council of the Time Lords.

Jo

Well, if it worked for them-

I don't want it to work for them: I want it to work for me. No one's going to turn me into an interplanetary puppet.

Yes, of course, I remember now. [to Jo] Look, don't worry, my dear. I know you're alarmed, but you needn't be.

Yes, well, I think that should do it. Why on Earth I never realised that- Oh no, what are you doing here?

Well, I'm not here, don't worry. Well....That is, in the sense, I am here, but, er....you are not there. It's a bit difficult to explain, really...

This won't do at all. We can't have two of us running about.

Yes, well, don't worry! It will all sort itself... [disappears in a flash of light]

You're a spy!

Am I? Who am I spying for?

I'm asking the questions. I repeat, you're a spy!

That wasn't a question. That was a statement.

Careful, our friends here don't get much fun. [Gestures to the thuggish Ogron security guards.]

Poor fellows. Sorry I can't oblige them at the moment, I'm not in the mood for games.