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“The Sound of Drums”

In this episode: Tenth Doctor (3), The Master (2), Jack (2), Martha Jones (1)

ADAlbert Dumfries, MP

Excuse me, Prime Minister, but do you mind my asking, what is that?

[muffled from his gas mask] A gas mask.

AAlbert

I beg your pardon?

[lifts gas mask] It's a gas mask. [lowers the mask over his face]

ADAlbert Dumfries, MP

Yes, but why are you wearing it?

[muffled] Well, because of the gas!

ADAlbert Dumfries, MP

I'm sorry?

[lifts up his mask] Because of the gas! [lowers it]

ADAlbert Dumfries, MP

What gas?

[muffled] This gas.

[Toxic gas sprays from the speakers on the table]

Albert Dumfries, MP (dying): You're insane!

(The Master grins and gives him a double thumbs-up, agreeing with him)

So, Doctor, tell us. Who is he? How come the ancient race of Time Lords created a psychopath?

Yeah, and what is he to you? Like a colleague or...?

He was a friend, at first...

I thought you were going to say he was your secret brother or something.

[pause] You've been watching too much TV.

But all the legends of Gallifrey made it sound so perfect.

Well, perfect to look at, maybe. And it was, it was beautiful. They used to call it the Shining World of the Seven Systems. And on the continent of Wild Endeavour, in the mountains of Solace and Solitude, there stood the Citadel of the Time Lords. The oldest and most mighty race in the universe. Looking down on the galaxies below, sworn never to interfere, only to watch. Children of Gallifrey were taken from their families at the age of eight, to enter the Academy. Some say that's where it all began, when he was a child. That's when the Master saw eternity. As a novice, he was taken for initiation. He stood in front of the Untempered Schism. It's a gap in the fabric of reality through which could be seen the whole of the vortex. We stand there, eight years old, staring at the raw power of Time and Space, just a child. Some would be inspired. Some would run away. And some would go mad. Oh, I dunno.

What about you?

Oh, the ones that ran away! I never stopped.

[Explaining the perception filter on the TARDIS keys.]

[grinning, seemingly ignorant.] Oh! I know what it's like. It's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist. That's what it's like. [he runs off.] Come on!

[Martha looks despairingly after him, then glances at Jack.]

You too, huh?

It's that sound, it's stuck in your head, what if I could help-

[The Master abruptly cuts him off]

Oh, how to shut him up? I know, memory lane! Professor Lazarus, remember him, with his, "Genetic Manipulation Device"? [Flashback appears] Did you think little Tish got that job merely by coinsidence? I've been laying traps for you all this time, and if I can concentrate all of that Lazarus Technology into one...little...Screwdriver. [The Doctor Stares, shocked.] But, oooh, if only I had The Doctor's biological code...W-wait a minute, I do! [Clicks] I've got his hand! And if Lazarus made himself younger, then what if we reverse it, another, what? Hundred years? [The Master violently points his laser screwdriver at the Doctor and starts aging him.]

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