“Utopia” quotes from Doctor Who

[to Martha] Captain Jack Harkness... and who are you?

Martha Jones.

Nice to meet you, Martha Jones.

[Irritated] Oh, don't start!

I was only saying 'hello'!

[flattered] I don't mind.

But the thing is, why'd you leave him behind, Doctor?

[dismissively] I was busy.

Is that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear?

Not if you're blonde.

[sarcastically] Oh, she was blonde! Oh, what a surprise!

[spinning around, irritated] You two, we're at the end of the universe. Okay?! Right at the edge of knowledge itself! And you're busy... [struggling to find the right word] BLOGGING!

[speaking on human evolution and the refugees] Oh, might have spent a million years evolving into clouds of gas... and another million as downloads, but you always revert to the same basic shape: the fundamental human. End of the universe and here you are. Indomitable, that's the word! Indomitable! Ha!

And... Utopia is...?

Oh, every human knows about Utopia! Where have you been?!

Bit of a hermit.

A hermit? With... friends?

Hermits United. We meet up every ten years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a hermit.