Craig quotes from Doctor Who

Ah you want to see my credentials… [shows psychic paper] There, national insurance number... [passes psychic paper behind his back] NHS number... [passes psychic paper behind his back again] References.

[incredulous] Is that a reference from the Archbishop of Canterbury?!

I'm his special favourite. Shhh.

Where did you learn to cook?

Paris in the 18th century. No, hang on, that's not recent is it? 17th? No no, 20th. Sorry, I'm not used to doing it in the right order.

Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit weird?

They never really stop. (tiny smile)

If you ever need me out of your hair, just give me a shout. [winks]

[winks back, pause] Why would I want that?

Well, in case you want to bring someone over? Like a girlfriend, or... [looks at the Doctor's clothes] boyfriend?

Oh! Oh, yes, yes, I will. I will shout, something like... "I was not expecting this!"

[referring to his baby son] He’s called Alfie. And what are you doing here anyway?

Yes, he likes that … Alfie. Though personally, he likes to be called Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All.

I’m sorry, what?

That’s what he calls himself.

And how’d you know that?

I speak Baby.

Of course you do.

Look around. Ask questions. People like it when you're with a baby. Babies are sweet. People talk to you. That's why I usually take a human with me.

So I'm your baby.

[Cheerful] You're my baby!

The Cybermen — they blew up! I blew them up with love!

No, that's impossible — and also grossly sentimental and overly simplistic. You destroyed them because of the deeply ingrained hereditary trait to protect one's own genes — which in turn triggered a... a... uh... Yeah. Love. You blew them up with love.