“The Lodger”
In this episode: Eleventh Doctor (4), Craig (3)
Ah you want to see my credentials… [shows psychic paper] There, national insurance number... [passes psychic paper behind his back] NHS number... [passes psychic paper behind his back again] References.
[incredulous] Is that a reference from the Archbishop of Canterbury?!
I'm his special favourite. Shhh.
Where did you learn to cook?
Paris in the 18th century. No, hang on, that's not recent is it? 17th? No no, 20th. Sorry, I'm not used to doing it in the right order.
Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit weird?
They never really stop. (tiny smile)
If you ever need me out of your hair, just give me a shout. [winks]
[winks back, pause] Why would I want that?
Well, in case you want to bring someone over? Like a girlfriend, or... [looks at the Doctor's clothes] boyfriend?
Oh! Oh, yes, yes, I will. I will shout, something like... "I was not expecting this!"
[After the Doctor wins a football match]
You are so on the team! We've got the cup next week and we are going to annihilate them!
[sternly] Annihilate? No. No violence, do you understand me? Not while I'm around. Not today, not ever. I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm. [Shaun stares back at the Doctor] And you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
Yeah.
Lovely. What sort of time?
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