Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart quotes from Doctor Who

You've got enough weapons here to fight a war.

That's the general idea.

It'll be useless, Brigadier.

Not this time, Doctor. [Opens an ammo box and holds up a round to show The Doctor] Armour-Piercing, solid core with a Teflon coating; go through a Dalek.

A non-stick bullet.

UNIT's been very busy, Doctor. We've also got high-explosive rounds for Yetis and very efficient armour-piercing rounds for robots. And we've even got gold-tipped bullets for you-know-what.

No silver?

Silver bullets?

Well, you never know...

We know you of old Merlin; you will not kill.

I wouldn't count on it!

Come then, look me in the eye, end my life. [The Doctor struggles for a moment then releases Mordred] Ha! It is a weakness, this lack of spirit!

Try me.

[To Mordred via psychic link] Ware this man, Mordred, he is steeped in blood.

My mother will destroy you!

Just between you and me, Mordred, I'm getting a little tired of hearing about your mother.

That, Brigadier, was the beginning of the end of the world.

Same as ever, eh Doctor?

Right, you just, uh, shoot the bullets into it?

Simple, isn't it? Just like most killings...

Pitiful. Can this world do no better than you as their champion?

Probably. I just do the best I can.

You stupid, stubborn, thickheaded numbskull! You were supposed to die in bed! I could've handled it, done your job...

Nonsense, Doctor!

You're supposed to be dead!

Ace?

Ace

Yes Brigadier?

I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. He's all yours from now on. I'm going home to Doris.

Doris?

Yes, my wife.

Hahaha! So she caught you in the end?!