“Joy to the World” quotes from Doctor Who

Sorry, is that a toilet?

Is it a what?!

You've got a newspaper.

And a coffee. Who takes a coffee to the loo?

I d-dunno... Each to their own. Is somebody else in there?

N... Ah, yes. [The Doctor tuts, noting that he has taken two cups.] Habit. Never get used to them leaving. Here. Keep the mug. It's bigger on the inside.

H-How can there be two of you?

There aren't. He's the future. He's me after I get the code.

I'm not the future - he is the past. The future is this way. Come on.

No, no! How does this work? How do I get to be you?

The long way 'round.

Yes, but how long?!

You'll find out.

What do I do, where do I go?!

You will find out.

Oh, do you see?! That is why nobody likes you! You have to be mysterious all the time! That's why everyone leaves you. That is why you are always alone.

Who are you not phoning? You keep looking at the phone, it's very obvious.

Nobody.

Name?

Ruby. Ruby Sunday.

What's the problem with Ruby?

No problem. Just... gotta let people get on with their lives.

Yeah. You and me. Letting people get on with their lives. For Auld Lang Syne.

You see, a house, that's a... That's a disguise. It's a fortress. You can... you can hide yourself away with... with pictures and flowers and... and tables, but... a hotel room? That's you without make-up. It's "what do you think you need?" It's what you're willing to accept. Not a selfie that you posed for, more like catching yourself in the mirror. What's your mirror telling you, Joy?

Oh, of course. Joy. Of course you are, you're Joy. Joy to the World! [Camera moves down to show a town with the title 'Bethlehem, 0001'.]