You don't know me, but my name is the Doctor, and your life is in danger, okay? There are creatures out there in the real world; there are monsters, and they are coming to get you.
“Dot and Bubble”
In this episode: Fifteenth Doctor (3), Ruby (2)
PPPenny Pepper-Bean
We miss you so much, darling. But I'd pay for the whole moon to make you happy. Just look up at the sky and wave to us on the Homeworld. Happy Finetime, Lindy-Loo! And don't forget, you're only a Bubble away.
...who is that?
LPLindy Pepper-Bean
I told you, it's Mummy.
RRuby
Hold on, I've seen her before.
Yeah, she's, like, she's the face of the ambulance on Kastarion III.
RRuby
No, no, no, I've seen her somewhere else...
BBrewster
Now we can go out there to this planet, and we can fight it and tame it and own it. We'll be pioneers, just like our ancestors.
Or... you could come with us.
LLindy
[turns towards him and Ruby] We could what?
Come with us!
RRuby
Yeah, we helped you escape, didn't we? So we could get you out of here, in the blink of an eye.
I-- I have a ship, it's called the TARDIS. That blue box. It harnesses technology that makes it bigger on the inside than on the outside. I could take you all! I could carry you to the stars, I... could find you a home that is safe, and-- and clean, and everything you want.
LLindy
[amused] But... It's-- We couldn't travel with you.
RRuby
What? Wh-- Why not?
LLindy
[to the Fifteenth Doctor] Because you, sir, are not one of us. I mean, sir, you were kind. But it was your duty to save me, obviously. I mean, screen-to-screen contact is just about acceptable, but in person? That's impossible.
HPHoochy Pie
Ay. You have a magic box? Seriously...
BBrewster
"Bigger on the inside"?
HPHoochy Pie
Excuse me, sir -- that's Voodoo. And it doesn't matter where we end up living, because it is our God-given duty to maintain the standards of Finetime, forever. Now thank you. And goodbye.
RRuby
Ugh, I can't even...
I don't care what you think! Look, you can say whatever you want. You can think absolutely anything. I will do anything... if you just allow me to save your lives.
BBrewster
If you'll turn away, ladies? Before we're contaminated.
[desperately] BUT YOU WILL DIE OUT THERE! AND I CAN SAVE YOUR LIVES! NOW LET ME!
[Lindy turns away, getting on the boat out. The Doctor starts laughing, incredulous, and puts his hands on his thighs, doubling over, before screaming in frustration.]
DAMN!
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