Dirty Sanchez quotes

"Don the trash, time for a smash!"

(Talking about a car) "What about if it just proper mows me over?" (Pritchard:) "Trust us Panch, it's not gunna mow you over" (Dainton:) "Yeah, we've got a tape measure and everything" (Pancho:) "Short man, short life. Fucking Goodbye"

"Daint, I don't give a fuck if you've got a flux capacitor in that fucking car! I'm not going in there, right?"

"Welcome to Dirty Sanchez. I've just eaten a man."

(After Pritchard attempts to break the world record for the most paint balls to a naked body) "You look like fucking King Kong's spunked on you!"

"I'm the vaginator, all the way from Vagville, Tennessee!"

(Before a crab race in Phi Phi) "Luckily, Daint, I think I picked up crabs in fucking Bangkok and these are fast fuckers."

(After spitting out the tip of Pritchard's finger) "I couldn't do it, man! It was all fleshy!"

"The first rule of fucking Pin Club is don't talk about fucking Pin Club!"

(Before naked paintball) "I'm in the nude for fighting!"

(Referring to his penis whilst having his testicles waxed, laughing hysterically) "It's shriveled up! It's gone away! I've got no fucking dick! It's never been that small in my life! The man with the world's smallest knob!"

"I'm gonna go wank off a horse!"

(Throws up on a pizza before eating it again) "I'm like a fucking fly!"

(Talking about Dainton's new dress sense) "I know he like 'The Ramones' and he wears a Ramones T-Shirt. But New York Dolls? I've never heard him listening to New York Dolls. And Guns and Roses! He's never going "Take me down to the Paradise City, where the girls are green and the grass is pretty"... oh, that's the wrong way round isn't it!

(holding a handful of pubic hair on his chin) "Osama Bin Laden!"