Dirty Sanchez quotes

(After Pritchard knocks his hand whilst going to touch a tarantula) "It'll bite me! Fuck off! It bit me once already...in my mind."

"Can I have my food sprinkled with the magic of Thailand, please?" (Pancho:) "What's that, chili sauce?"

"That's right, I'm pink. And pink might be pussy. But this pink guy is now a superhero. And this superhero is called, 'Pinky Dinky Dainty.' And he's gunna fuck Pritchard's world."

"I was a rabbit in my former life"

"I could sit here drinking whiskey and eating bugs all night, it's like pork scratchings"

"This soup better be Weight Watchers!"

(To Pancho) "Panch you're not suppose to hit me, I'm your mate you fucking idiot!"

(To Pancho on the building site) "Fucking make your arms go as fast as your fucking mouth" (Pancho:) "Shut up, you bellend"

(After giving Pancho a 'mohawk') "Mr Mohawk's...pissed right off!"

(Talking about his OCD) "NO, let me explain my teeth brushing...This is so fucked up!"

"I hope you know you've opened yourself up to a whole world of pain!"

(About Pancho) "He's always too pissed to get it together to have revenge!"

"When you come to Newport, NO ONE can hear you scream!"

(After nailing Pritchards penis to a plank of wood) "If it didn't hurt, I wouldn't pull it Pritchard!"

(Taking the piss out of Dan) "Ohh, my nose hairs are gonna burn"