Dirty Sanchez quotes

(After hitting Dainton with a fishing line) "This was made to pick up 500 pounds worth of fish, and it snapped on PlumBum's arse!"

"Vultures are called vultures because they're vultures. What the fuck am I saying?"

(Hitting Pancho with a rolling pin) "Your hand is my pastry, look away!"

"I don't like pain. I'm a big pussy really."

(About Pritchard) "He's like 'Hey, jump off a cliff!' 'OK then, I'll just jump off a cliff!' 'No, no, I was only joking!' 'Well, why not? We're here, lets just jump off it. How bad can it be? Either I die or I won't...' That's him, Mister Fifty-fifty."

"You know this shit's Newport!"

"Pancho's got a fucking sniper rifle, I wouldn't trust him with a fucking pea shooter!"

"All the wannabe-trendies who took the piss out of skateboarding, now they're trying to dress like skateboarders. So we've gone back to dressing smart... but like "dirty-smart". I dunno, it's just a blazer, man!"

"Pancho, I'm telling the whole world. You are...SPUNK CHOPS!"

"Pancho's biggest fear is... me telling you about the spunk challenge!"

(After sitting on a safety pin) "There's a prick up my arse!"

"Describe Joyce? Hmm... A gimp/townie with a little bit of skateboarder. You're almost really inbred!

"Tonight, I'm going to be Doctor Daint!"

"What's up, Shit-Lips?"

"Mind over matter, boys! Mind over fucking matter!"