“Michael 'Pancho' Locke” quotes from Dirty Sanchez

(Talking about a gig they did in Berlin) "I'd rather wank my old man off than turn up there again..."

"Forward roll, time for a stroll"

(Waking up drunk in a car after Dan had shaved his head) "Right, fuck the skate comp, fuck everything" (Dan:) "Skate comp? We're not at a skate comp!"

(Before drinking glass of vodka) "I'm about to say...Goodnight Irene"

(Whilst being hypnotised in Germany to rap every time he hears music) "Yeah. Lets go. Let's rock this mother fucking disco!"

(After being hit on the head with a brick) "Right on the fucking cranium!"

"Don the trash, time for a smash!"

(Talking about a car) "What about if it just proper mows me over?" (Pritchard:) "Trust us Panch, it's not gunna mow you over" (Dainton:) "Yeah, we've got a tape measure and everything" (Pancho:) "Short man, short life. Fucking Goodbye"

"Daint, I don't give a fuck if you've got a flux capacitor in that fucking car! I'm not going in there, right?"