"Aww, look at the little chicks!"
“Mathew Pryderi Pritchard”
(After Joycey commenting - "That's a very classy way of doing it" - on Pritchard's choice of the cigarette cutter to slice his finger off) "I'm a posh man, Daniel."
Daniel Joyce - he makes the ladies moist.
(With mouse traps on his ear) "The Mouse Catcher - Gimme some mice! Where the fucking mice? Where the fucking mice?! Let me at 'em!"
(After being whipped in the back) "That's a Paul Weller! It just wells up!"
(Referring to a spider) "He's so big he can't fit in his house!"
(To Dainton) "Let's see your starfish."
(Whispering to Dainton) "Smell my shit."
(To Dainton:) "Would you like me to lapdance for you, scary Newport man?"
(When Pancho tries to pull his hair out) "Leave my hair alone you little shit!"
(After Dainton shaves the top of Pritchards hair off whilst he was asleep) "It's gone! My Hair's fucking gone!.....I look like a fucking Nun!"
"This is Dirty Sanchez not fucking gay school!"
(To Dainton in the 'Guess the Ladyboy challenge') "Oh Daint, she's got wicked fucking knockers!"
(After Dainton throws a dart, which hits Pritchard on his finger) "Don't play fucking darts with Dainton! Right in the fucking nail.....Twat!"
(After burying Dainton's jacket with Dan & Pancho) "I fucking buried his jacket and he still fucking knows! Daint, have you got fucking eyes in the back of your fucking head?! Absolute fuck it! Take me fucking back to Wales!"
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