Charlene, Fran and others in “Unfinished Business”

Charlene

Mom, you said you were the last one in your class to get your tail. How did you handle it?

Fran

Oh, well... that was a long time ago, and I'm sure I handled it with grace and dignity.

Ethyl

She tried to throw herself off the roof.

Fran

Mother!

Ethyl

Of course, you weighed 2800 pounds, so the roof collapsed. She fell right through onto Grandpa Louie, who was cleaning his pipe at the time. We never found the pipe, but Grandpa Louie walked funny after that...