I'll bet you 20 dollars it doesn't feel good to give. [extends hand]
You are on, my cynical friend! [shakes Dogbert's hand]
Okay, to settle the question, give me 40 dollars and then tell me if it feels good.
That wouldn't feel good.
Okay, then give me 20 dollars because you lost the bet.
Dilbert [puzzled look]: Did I just make a bet that would cost me 20 dollars whether I won or not? [hands Dogbert a $20 bill]
Dogbert [taking the money]: Yes. But you also got to help someone more fortunate than yourself.
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