Dilbert and Dogbert in “Unfinished Business”

Dilbert

You're living in the past, my furry friend. Capitalism has transformed Elbonia. The economy is burgeoning.

Dogbert

Nothing like slave labor to perk up the economy.

Dilbert

They're making many advances. For instance, did you realise the leading cause of death in Elbonia is no longer Black Plague?

Dogbert

Oh really? What is?

Dilbert

Here we go, it's.. self-inflicted gunshot wounds? Must be a typo.