Good morning, shower!
Good morning, Dilbert!
Hmm, don't you do enough engineering at work?
Work is just meetings, this is engineering. If this works, someday all showers will be voice activated.
Dogbert [sitting on a stool]: Is it that hard to turn the knobs?
It's not that it's hard, it's unnecessary. [To ASM] 99, please.
99. [shower turns on at 99 degrees; Dilbert steps inside]
Dogbert [aside]: 400.
[The ASM does nothing]
Heh-heh, nice try. But the shower is calibrated to respond to my voice only.
Why, you think of everything!
I'm cautious.
That's why you had training wheels on your bike until you were 17.
I was 14.
14. [makes the shower temperature 14 degrees]
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! [is frozen in a block of ice] 99! 99! 99! [shower goes back to 99 degrees, as the ice melts] Don't do that!
Where'd you get the voice for that thing? It sounds like the voice for that stupid movie; what was it called, "something, something, a Space Odyssey"?
It wasn't "Something, something, a Space Odyssey", it was "2001: A Spa-" [cut to the exterior of the house, as the ASM evidently makes the shower temperature 2001 degrees] AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
[back inside, a red-skinned Dilbert wraps a towel around himself, which then catches on fire as he walks off-screen]
On the plus-side, you look very clean.
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