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Dilbert · Season 1, Episode 15

Dilbert and Dogbert in “Unfinished Business”

I thought you were gonna wake me at 6:30?

I also said women like men who are shaped like potatoes. Can you find a pattern here?

I had the egg dream again.

"I,I,I."

What do you think an egg dream means?

Mmm, probably an omen.

A good omen?

How many good omens involve things that come out of a chicken's butt?

There only has to be one.

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